the onion
November 2008 
If Green formed an angry mob
Posted on Jul 27th, 2008
by 
Scott
Scott
Well, you know, kind-of angry. If the monster drove a Hummer or pushed a stroller around without sun covering, then they'd really be angry.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/mob_not_angry_at_monster_just
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/mob_not_angry_at_monster_just
A number of residents who have lost their patience with the unholy creation said they have tried being mad, but decided it is not worth the effort if the monster is just going to keep crushing the skull of every innocent blacksmith's daughter who makes the mistake of offering him a flower. According to Grul, the townspeople have "had just about enough of this business," and resolved to address the issue openly with a full and frank discussion, "no matter how painful it may be."
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